You Know Your 23 Weeks Pregnant when:
- You can rest your cup of tea comfortably on your bump
- Everybody around you tells you off for lifting anything heavier than a bag of sugar!
- Your inny belly button starts to push out into an outy - eugh!
- Your tummy becomes accessible to everyone rubbing and patting it even complete strangers
- The repetition of your expected birth date, if you are having a boy or girl and if it's your first child or not gets slightly irritating
- One Born Every Minute becomes top of your playback list and you need a box of tissues every time a baby is born
- You crap yourself and wonder 'what the hell are you thinking????' every time a woman starts getting contractions on One Born Every Minute!
- Bra's start getting tighter and if your really lucky you need to buy the next cup size - yippee!!!
- Bending over to pick something up gets less graceful as you now have to spread your legs to bend and avoid squashing bump.
- You go for a wee 20 times + a day.
- When you do wee its a dribble and very disappointing.
- Your mind starts going into overdrive over what you need to buy and the preparations you need to make - nesting will soon begin!
- One day life is perfect and you have all the energy in the world and the next day you just want to stay in bed and sleep all day.
- The movements of the baby are in a regular pattern and you can't help but smile and rub your tummy throughout the day knowing your keeping your little one safe and happy inside you.
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